Don't

Don't ride the effing light rail while trying to talk to your BFF on the phone! It's next to impossible because it is highly likely that a man with a booming voice will sit across from you, a pack of teenagers will walk on and decide to bump some music having to do with boobies and booties and I man who smells of week old gin will fall over you in an effort to exit the transport. Generally, I am a patient person but c'mon I live many miles away fromm BFF and I needed to vent so all of you who talk loud, bump booty music and smell of old alcohol please, for the love, please don't sit near the girl with the golden pear on her coat she is emotional and falling apart and might just snap if her phone conversation is interrupted.

Thank you.

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